Urlați – Gimme Somme Noise

Ciorogârla – Nigger River

Constanța – The Steadiness

Afumați – Neversober

Slobozia – A Very Wrong Local Tradition

Călărași – Silly-dressed Folk on Horses

Pitești – Youdohide

Onești – The Sincere

Huși – Shoo!

Buhuși – Boo!

Satu-Mare – The Rather Roomy Rural Community

Slatina – Slut Tina

Băicoi – Hey, Ball!

Târgu Frumos – The Aesthetically Pleasing Bazaar

Buzău – Really Fat Lip

Năvodari – Networkers

Dor Mărunt – Miniature Melancholy

Voluntari – Town of Unpaid Assistans

Domnești – You the king!

București – Is like having fun, but no one has in fact

Căldărușani – Bucketeers

Ploiești – Rainman

Negru Vodă – Darth Vader

Vânju Mare – Cannot be translated but is very popular among girls

Vișeul de Sus – Uptown Restroom

Botoșani – Everybody gives head

Piatra Neamț – German stone

Alba Iulia – White Julia

Fetești – Girl town

Oțelul Roșu – Russian steel

Negrești – Ghetto

Budești – Shittling place

Eforie – Drugs allowed

Fundulea – Everybody loves anal

Baia Mare – Very big bathtub

Câmpulung – A very long field

Porțile de Fier – Iron Gates (sooo Lord of the Rings)

Dragomirești – Lots of Dragomirs

Vaslui – Pot his